RE: joke time
February 21, 2024 at 3:37 pm
(This post was last modified: February 21, 2024 at 3:52 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A cowboy finishes his beer and walks out of the saloon, only to find out that his horse is gone. He walks back inside and says, ‘Which one-a you low-down sidewinders done stole my horse?’ Silence.
The cowboy draws his gun, spins it in the air, and catches it. He shoots three bulbs off the chandelier, a button off the bartender’s vest, and the hat off the piano player. He holsters the gun with a flourish and says, ‘Now, I’m a-gonna sit down and have me another beer. When I finish, my horse better be back at that hitching rail, cuz if he ain’t, I’m gonna do what I done in Texas. And believe me, I DON’T wanna have to do what I done in Texas!’
When he finishes his second beer, he goes outside to find that his horse has been returned, safe and sound. As he’s mounting up, the bartender steps outside and says, ‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, mister, but what happened in Texas?’
‘I had to walk home.’
Boru
The cowboy draws his gun, spins it in the air, and catches it. He shoots three bulbs off the chandelier, a button off the bartender’s vest, and the hat off the piano player. He holsters the gun with a flourish and says, ‘Now, I’m a-gonna sit down and have me another beer. When I finish, my horse better be back at that hitching rail, cuz if he ain’t, I’m gonna do what I done in Texas. And believe me, I DON’T wanna have to do what I done in Texas!’
When he finishes his second beer, he goes outside to find that his horse has been returned, safe and sound. As he’s mounting up, the bartender steps outside and says, ‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, mister, but what happened in Texas?’
‘I had to walk home.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson