A friend of mine told me that onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry. I proved her wrong by throwing a cabbage in her face.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'