RE: joke time
August 22, 2014 at 10:08 am
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2014 at 10:10 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
How do you know it's a singer on your porch?
He comes in whenever he feels like it.
How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they can't read the instructions.
Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do!?"
"Calm down", the operator says. "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."
The phone goes silent for a second, then the operator hears a gunshot.
"Ok", shouts the hunter, "now what?"
He comes in whenever he feels like it.
How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they can't read the instructions.
Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do!?"
"Calm down", the operator says. "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."
The phone goes silent for a second, then the operator hears a gunshot.
"Ok", shouts the hunter, "now what?"