Ok, here's my favorite joke of all time:
Two sweet little old ladies from the South are lazily swinging back and forth on their porch swing, fanning themselves, sipping sweet tea and reminiscing about their Salad Days.
"Mabel," says the first, "Do you remember the Minuet?"
The second replies, "Hell, Bertha. I can't even remember the ones I fucked."
Two sweet little old ladies from the South are lazily swinging back and forth on their porch swing, fanning themselves, sipping sweet tea and reminiscing about their Salad Days.
"Mabel," says the first, "Do you remember the Minuet?"
The second replies, "Hell, Bertha. I can't even remember the ones I fucked."