One day a lone gorilla wanders down to the watering hole to get a drink. At the watering hole there's a big lion. Now, the gorilla hasn't had any ass in a few months, and is a little hard-up, so while the lion is focused on slaking his thirst the gorilla runs down there and butt-rapes the lion.
Of course, the angry lion immediately starts chasing the gorilla through the jungle. At first the gorilla has a good lead, but it's shrinking, and the gorilla can hear the lion getting closer. In a stroke of luck he runs across a hunter's camp, replete with tent and outside table, set up in a clearing. Thinking quick, the gorilla runs into the tent, dons some khakis and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of the Nairobi Times, and sits down at the table reading the paper right as the lion comes screaming through the clearing.
"Hey, did you see a gorilla come running through here just a couple of minutes ago?" the lion asks.
"You mean the one who butt-raped the lion down at the watering hole?"
The lion slaps his forehead, stunned. "Jesus Christ," he says, "It's hit the papers already?"
Of course, the angry lion immediately starts chasing the gorilla through the jungle. At first the gorilla has a good lead, but it's shrinking, and the gorilla can hear the lion getting closer. In a stroke of luck he runs across a hunter's camp, replete with tent and outside table, set up in a clearing. Thinking quick, the gorilla runs into the tent, dons some khakis and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of the Nairobi Times, and sits down at the table reading the paper right as the lion comes screaming through the clearing.
"Hey, did you see a gorilla come running through here just a couple of minutes ago?" the lion asks.
"You mean the one who butt-raped the lion down at the watering hole?"
The lion slaps his forehead, stunned. "Jesus Christ," he says, "It's hit the papers already?"