RE: joke time
September 3, 2014 at 8:55 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 9:00 am by Ben Davis.)
Tyler, a teenage boy, is getting ready to take his girlfriend, Madison, to the prom. First he goes to rent a tuxedo but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. Tyler and Madison are dancing happily and Madison is having a great time. When the song is over, she leans in to ask him to get her some punch so Tyler heads over to the refreshment table, pours the punch and gives it to her. There was no punchline.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink"
The barman says "For you - no charge"
There are only 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. Tyler and Madison are dancing happily and Madison is having a great time. When the song is over, she leans in to ask him to get her some punch so Tyler heads over to the refreshment table, pours the punch and gives it to her. There was no punchline.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink"
The barman says "For you - no charge"
There are only 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Sum ergo sum