RE: joke time
September 3, 2014 at 12:11 pm
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 12:11 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
A hunter out in the woods comes across a bear. He levels his rifle and takes a shot, but misses. The infuriated bear charges the hunter, rips his clothes off, and screws him but good.
The hunter, now with his manly pride as well as his hunting skills on the line, goes back out the next weekend. He finds and tracks the bear, but once more his shot is off, and the bear charges him and has his way with the hunter.
This cannot stand. The hunter goes out and buys a bolt-action 30-30, beautiful gun, long range, and is out in the woods tracking the bear down when suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. Sure enough, it's the bear:
"You're not in this for the hunting, are you?"
The hunter, now with his manly pride as well as his hunting skills on the line, goes back out the next weekend. He finds and tracks the bear, but once more his shot is off, and the bear charges him and has his way with the hunter.
This cannot stand. The hunter goes out and buys a bolt-action 30-30, beautiful gun, long range, and is out in the woods tracking the bear down when suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. Sure enough, it's the bear:
"You're not in this for the hunting, are you?"