RE: joke time
September 3, 2014 at 5:04 pm
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Ben Davis.)
From the late, great Rick Mayall (in character as (P)Rik from the Young Ones):
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey!
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game!
Why did the tree fall over?
Because it thought it was a monkey!
Why did the monkey fall over?
Because it thought it was a tree!
Why did the man die?
Because he got hit on the head by 4 monkeys & a tree!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken!"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey!
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game!
Why did the tree fall over?
Because it thought it was a monkey!
Why did the monkey fall over?
Because it thought it was a tree!
Why did the man die?
Because he got hit on the head by 4 monkeys & a tree!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken!"
Sum ergo sum