(September 3, 2014 at 11:29 am)Little lunch Wrote: The difference between a duck.
I heard it as - why is a duck?
An ice cream because motorbikes don't have doors.
I love nonsense jokes. The joke is the confusion on the listeners face half the time.
Why did the airplane crash. Because the pilot was a tomato.
Why did they bury the Chinese man on a hill inbetween two coconut trees on a moonlit night? Because he was dead.
Ask me if I'm a taxi driver.
Are you a taxi driver?
No.
I'll tell you an Irish knock knock joke.
-Ok.
You start.
I hope none of you is Irish.
I find it hard to type slow. :-)
I love nonsense jokes. The first one I heard was;
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
Because he was hit by a fridge.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien