Here's a paraphrased Emo Philips one....come to think of it, I'm not even positive it's Emo Philips. Here's my paraphrased version of a joke that's certainly by somebody:
When I was a kid, I used to pray for a bike. Then one day I realized that this isn't how God works. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
When I was a kid, I used to pray for a bike. Then one day I realized that this isn't how God works. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue