As often happens in jokes like this one, three nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time. St Peter looks over their files and says, 'Sisters, you've all done very well. In ordinary times, there would be no question of admitting you. However, Heaven is stuffed to the gills, so I'm afraid you'll each have to answer a theological question to gain admittance.
The nuns agree, and Peter says to the first of them, 'What was the name of the first man?'
Without a moment's hesitation, the nun answers, 'Adam', and Peter admits her.
He then turns to the second nun. 'Now for your question: What was the name of the first woman?' Then nun instantly answers, 'Eve', and Peter waves her through.
Turning to the third and final nun, Peter asks her, 'What was the first thing the first woman said to the first man?'
The nun has a long, slow think and finally says, 'Gosh, that's a hard one.'
She got in.
Boru
The nuns agree, and Peter says to the first of them, 'What was the name of the first man?'
Without a moment's hesitation, the nun answers, 'Adam', and Peter admits her.
He then turns to the second nun. 'Now for your question: What was the name of the first woman?' Then nun instantly answers, 'Eve', and Peter waves her through.
Turning to the third and final nun, Peter asks her, 'What was the first thing the first woman said to the first man?'
The nun has a long, slow think and finally says, 'Gosh, that's a hard one.'
She got in.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson