My grandfather told me this one:
The other day my father and siblings were at Happy Joe's getting some ice cream. When we went to sit down we couldn't help but notice a boy sitting a few tables over from us with his mother. Now, this boy was ugly. Not just ugly, hairy too. It looked like someone had taken him aside and smacked him with an ugly stick twenty times. We stared for a moment until our father pointed out how rude this was and we went back to eating our ice cream. A few minutes later, we noticed an unfamiliar man standing next to the table with the boy, staring intently at the child. Naturally, the child's mother was concerned by this and asked why the man was staring at her son. "Well, it's because he's so ugly", the man replied. The mother was very upset by this and a loud argument ensued. The manager came over and shooed away the man, who promptly left the restaurant. Seeing the upset mother, the manager apologized profusely for whatever the man had done to cause the incident. Not wanting to lose her business, he threw in an offer: "I'll make it up to you, you can have a free ice cream cone", he said. "And you know what? I'll even throw in a banana for your pet chimp!"
The other day my father and siblings were at Happy Joe's getting some ice cream. When we went to sit down we couldn't help but notice a boy sitting a few tables over from us with his mother. Now, this boy was ugly. Not just ugly, hairy too. It looked like someone had taken him aside and smacked him with an ugly stick twenty times. We stared for a moment until our father pointed out how rude this was and we went back to eating our ice cream. A few minutes later, we noticed an unfamiliar man standing next to the table with the boy, staring intently at the child. Naturally, the child's mother was concerned by this and asked why the man was staring at her son. "Well, it's because he's so ugly", the man replied. The mother was very upset by this and a loud argument ensued. The manager came over and shooed away the man, who promptly left the restaurant. Seeing the upset mother, the manager apologized profusely for whatever the man had done to cause the incident. Not wanting to lose her business, he threw in an offer: "I'll make it up to you, you can have a free ice cream cone", he said. "And you know what? I'll even throw in a banana for your pet chimp!"