René Descartes goes into a restaurant. The waiter asks him if he'd like a drink while he's waiting for his meal.
Descartes says, "I think not" and promptly vanishes.
Descartes says, "I think not" and promptly vanishes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'