Here's another talking animal joke. Love these.
A vampire bat named Todd is covered in blood and wobbling through the air on the way home to the Great Batcave. Todd makes quite a ruckus and wakes up a few of his friends as he enters the cave.
Eric: Holy shit, Steve! Look at Tood! He found the mother load!
Steve: Yeah, he's drunk of his ass on blood! He's covered in it! We have to get'em to tell us where he found this gold mine of blood.
The two friends flap over to Todd.
Eric: Todd, man, you have to tell us where you found all that sweet sweet blood!
Todd: Uungrhh...tired...mmmrrrnnggg
Steve: Yeah, we get it. It's some good shit. Just tell us where it's at.
Todd: mrrrrrrhhhhnnn....I need sleephhr
Eric: You can sleep after you show us!
Todd: unnnn...Fine! Follow me.
Todd lead the two friends out of the cave into the night. They flew over hills and rivers and houses and cars and they flew and flew and flew some more.
Eric: Is that it down there?
Todd moaned and kept on flying. Eric and Steve just shrugged and followed Todd.
Steve: Oh, I think I see it down there!
Todd: No, not yet. Keep following.
The trio reached a large wooded area that seemed to stretch on forever. The trees were set on rolling, interwoven hills. Finally, Todd stopped.
Steve: Is this it!?
Todd: Yeah.
Eric: Yeah!?
Todd: Yes. Ok, you see that huge tree over there that stands out taller than all the rest?
Steve and Eric: Yea!?!
Todd: That's funny, cuz I sure the fuck didn't.
A vampire bat named Todd is covered in blood and wobbling through the air on the way home to the Great Batcave. Todd makes quite a ruckus and wakes up a few of his friends as he enters the cave.
Eric: Holy shit, Steve! Look at Tood! He found the mother load!
Steve: Yeah, he's drunk of his ass on blood! He's covered in it! We have to get'em to tell us where he found this gold mine of blood.
The two friends flap over to Todd.
Eric: Todd, man, you have to tell us where you found all that sweet sweet blood!
Todd: Uungrhh...tired...mmmrrrnnggg
Steve: Yeah, we get it. It's some good shit. Just tell us where it's at.
Todd: mrrrrrrhhhhnnn....I need sleephhr
Eric: You can sleep after you show us!
Todd: unnnn...Fine! Follow me.
Todd lead the two friends out of the cave into the night. They flew over hills and rivers and houses and cars and they flew and flew and flew some more.
Eric: Is that it down there?
Todd moaned and kept on flying. Eric and Steve just shrugged and followed Todd.
Steve: Oh, I think I see it down there!
Todd: No, not yet. Keep following.
The trio reached a large wooded area that seemed to stretch on forever. The trees were set on rolling, interwoven hills. Finally, Todd stopped.
Steve: Is this it!?
Todd: Yeah.
Eric: Yeah!?
Todd: Yes. Ok, you see that huge tree over there that stands out taller than all the rest?
Steve and Eric: Yea!?!
Todd: That's funny, cuz I sure the fuck didn't.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue