RE: joke time
October 2, 2014 at 6:11 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2014 at 6:15 pm by The Valkyrie.)
I think I've told this one before.
It's Christmas and a little girl sits on Santa's lap.
"And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?" asks Santa.
"I want a GI Joe and a Barbie."
Santa laughs, "But Barbie comes with Ken."
"No she comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken!"
A little girl leaves school and is walking home when a car pulls up next to her.
The door opens and the driver says, "Would you like a ride?"
"Nope!" says the little girl and keeps walking.
The car goes around the block and pulls up next to her again. The door opens, "I could give you a ride all the way home!"
"Nope!" says the little girl and carries on walking.
Once again the car circles the block and pulls up next to her. Again the door opens, "If you get in I'll buy you sweeties."
This time the little girl stops, puts her hands on her hips, looks at the driver and says, "Look Dad! You bought the Fiat - you ride in the fucking thing!"
It's Christmas and a little girl sits on Santa's lap.
"And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?" asks Santa.
"I want a GI Joe and a Barbie."
Santa laughs, "But Barbie comes with Ken."
"No she comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken!"
A little girl leaves school and is walking home when a car pulls up next to her.
The door opens and the driver says, "Would you like a ride?"
"Nope!" says the little girl and keeps walking.
The car goes around the block and pulls up next to her again. The door opens, "I could give you a ride all the way home!"
"Nope!" says the little girl and carries on walking.
Once again the car circles the block and pulls up next to her. Again the door opens, "If you get in I'll buy you sweeties."
This time the little girl stops, puts her hands on her hips, looks at the driver and says, "Look Dad! You bought the Fiat - you ride in the fucking thing!"
Dying to live, living to die.