RE: joke time
October 7, 2014 at 6:25 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2014 at 6:26 pm by Cyberman.)
A copper finds a couple shagging in a shop doorway on a Saturday night.
Being a traditionalist, he says "Ello, 'ello, 'ello - what's going on 'ere, then?"
The bird replies "What the fuck does it look like, you tit-headed twat?" as she's bouncing off the door.
So the copper arrests the bloke for having an offensive person on his weapon.
Being a traditionalist, he says "Ello, 'ello, 'ello - what's going on 'ere, then?"
The bird replies "What the fuck does it look like, you tit-headed twat?" as she's bouncing off the door.
So the copper arrests the bloke for having an offensive person on his weapon.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'