PUNCHLINES ONLY
..., so the bear said, 'With what? My wristwatch?'
...The chicken survived, but the camel had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of his life.
...and out stepped Mel Gibson.
...'Well, that depends on just HOW extreme the unction, my child.'
...'In that case, I'll have the ham sandwich.'
...no, it was her SIGN that fell down.
Boru
..., so the bear said, 'With what? My wristwatch?'
...The chicken survived, but the camel had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of his life.
...and out stepped Mel Gibson.
...'Well, that depends on just HOW extreme the unction, my child.'
...'In that case, I'll have the ham sandwich.'
...no, it was her SIGN that fell down.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson