A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, 'Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!'
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the aerial off the van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, 'Did you get these marks having sex?' The girl is a bit embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor muses, "I thought so...You've got the worst case of van aerial disease I've ever seen.'
Boru
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the aerial off the van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, 'Did you get these marks having sex?' The girl is a bit embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor muses, "I thought so...You've got the worst case of van aerial disease I've ever seen.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson