I went into the pet shop yesterday for a breeding pair of birds. The assistant asked me if I'd got a store card.
"No," I told her, "but I did get a budgie excited once."
"No," I told her, "but I did get a budgie excited once."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'