One day, the blonde, the brunette and the redhead - all expectant mothers - are discussing how their children were conceived.
'When my husband and I did it,' says the brunette, 'he was on top, so that means I'm having a boy.'
'I've heard that!' says the redhead. 'When I did it with my husband, I was the one on top, so that means I'm going to have a little girl.'
At the point, the blonde starts sobbing and chokes out between her tears, 'I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PUPPY!!'
Boru
'When my husband and I did it,' says the brunette, 'he was on top, so that means I'm having a boy.'
'I've heard that!' says the redhead. 'When I did it with my husband, I was the one on top, so that means I'm going to have a little girl.'
At the point, the blonde starts sobbing and chokes out between her tears, 'I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PUPPY!!'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson