Had a couple of pigeons on the balcony again this afternoon. I don't want to encourage them to nest on it, so I tried to scare them off by shouting at them. To my amazement, the shock gave them both heart attacks and they fell off, dead.
I never realised you actually can kill two birds with one's tone.
I never realised you actually can kill two birds with one's tone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'