Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting.
Mum 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mum, good for baby."
Mum 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mum, good for baby."
Mum 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."
Mum 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mum, good for baby."
Mum 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mum, good for baby."
Mum 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."
Dying to live, living to die.