I've given up drinking and I've been dry now for a week, which has made everyone happy.
Apart from my bedside lamp.
Now it won't talk to me.
Apart from my bedside lamp.
Now it won't talk to me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'