I phoned my boss this morning and told him I wouldn't be going into work because my car wouldn't start.
He said "What about the bus?"
I said "I haven't got a bus."
He said "What about the bus?"
I said "I haven't got a bus."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'