RE: joke time
November 27, 2014 at 12:33 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm by Losty.)
>Eagle Scout, student body president, and regular blood donor Mike Brown was on his way from his volunteer shift at the soup kitchen when suddenly Neo-Nazi KKK Grand-Wizard and climate-skeptic Darren Wilson saw the glow of his halo.
>He stepped out of his gas-guzzling hummer and took chase.
>Mike Brown, weighed down by his backpack full of Nobel peace prizes and handwritten letters to grandma, was soon overtaken by the Aryan Nation member.
>The only escape was to the street, but alas, there was no crosswalk.
>Faced with certain death or breaking the law, the straight-A student made his stand.
>He attampts to reason with his attacker but the iliterate racist murderer only has ears for white supremacy speeches and Mein Kampf passages.
>"Any last words?" said Darren Wilson through a mouthful of chewing tobacco.
>Mike Brown looks his executioner in the eye, puts his hands up clearly inidcating his surrender and says "World Peace"
>"FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!" shouts Darren Wilson as he unloads the clip of his fully automatic assault rifle.
>If not for the Republican Party, Brown may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by gun-control legislation, unloads hundreds of rounds into the Harvard-bound, endangered animals advocate.
>After Brown's death, a peaceful protest ensued.
>He stepped out of his gas-guzzling hummer and took chase.
>Mike Brown, weighed down by his backpack full of Nobel peace prizes and handwritten letters to grandma, was soon overtaken by the Aryan Nation member.
>The only escape was to the street, but alas, there was no crosswalk.
>Faced with certain death or breaking the law, the straight-A student made his stand.
>He attampts to reason with his attacker but the iliterate racist murderer only has ears for white supremacy speeches and Mein Kampf passages.
>"Any last words?" said Darren Wilson through a mouthful of chewing tobacco.
>Mike Brown looks his executioner in the eye, puts his hands up clearly inidcating his surrender and says "World Peace"
>"FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!" shouts Darren Wilson as he unloads the clip of his fully automatic assault rifle.
>If not for the Republican Party, Brown may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by gun-control legislation, unloads hundreds of rounds into the Harvard-bound, endangered animals advocate.
>After Brown's death, a peaceful protest ensued.