RE: joke time
November 30, 2014 at 3:53 pm
(This post was last modified: November 30, 2014 at 3:55 pm by IATIA.)
Why do we put angels on christmas trees?
Once upon a christmas eve, a long, long time ago, it was a foggy night, the reindeer were all sick, the elves were on strike, Mrs. Clause was PMSing and Santa was behind on his list, when a knock came at the door.
Santa gets up to answer the door, slips on some eggnog, falls down, busts his ass.
The door opens up and an angel is standing there with a tree.
"Santa, what should I do with this tree?"
Once upon a christmas eve, a long, long time ago, it was a foggy night, the reindeer were all sick, the elves were on strike, Mrs. Clause was PMSing and Santa was behind on his list, when a knock came at the door.
Santa gets up to answer the door, slips on some eggnog, falls down, busts his ass.
The door opens up and an angel is standing there with a tree.
"Santa, what should I do with this tree?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy