(December 16, 2014 at 10:54 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire ?
I think I've posted this elsewhere but it's one of my fave limericks.
A young vampires named Mabel
Had periods that were quite stable
So one night in her tomb
She sat down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
Dying to live, living to die.