I was on the bus today, talking on my mobile. After I hung up, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned round and there were two young girls in school uniform.
"Scuse me," said the blonde, "me and my mate Sharon heard your phone and we were wondering. She says it was Beyoncé and I say it was Rihanna."
"You're both wrong," I said. "It was my dad."
"Scuse me," said the blonde, "me and my mate Sharon heard your phone and we were wondering. She says it was Beyoncé and I say it was Rihanna."
"You're both wrong," I said. "It was my dad."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'