Three young people, two guys and a girl, are sharing a railway carriage. They soon realise that they're all going to the same seminary and decide to get to know one another.
"My name's Peter," says the first guy, "but I'm not a saint."
Second guy says, "Hi, I'm Paul, but I'm not an apostle."
The girl looks a bit sheepish. "My name's Mary," she says, "and now I don't know what to say!"
"My name's Peter," says the first guy, "but I'm not a saint."
Second guy says, "Hi, I'm Paul, but I'm not an apostle."
The girl looks a bit sheepish. "My name's Mary," she says, "and now I don't know what to say!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'