As told by Gorbachev:
Two men go to buy some bread. They get to the shop and see the queue is at least a mile long. Nonetheless, they take their place and wait.
Two hours later they haven't moved. The first man says, "I've had enough of this. I'm going to kill Gorbachev."
So off he goes.
A bit later, he comes back and stands next to his friend, who still hasn't moved.
"Did you kill him?" he asked.
"No," said the man. "There was an even bigger queue."
Two men go to buy some bread. They get to the shop and see the queue is at least a mile long. Nonetheless, they take their place and wait.
Two hours later they haven't moved. The first man says, "I've had enough of this. I'm going to kill Gorbachev."
So off he goes.
A bit later, he comes back and stands next to his friend, who still hasn't moved.
"Did you kill him?" he asked.
"No," said the man. "There was an even bigger queue."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'