(January 13, 2015 at 5:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: As told by Gorbachev:
Two men go to buy some bread. They get to the shop and see the queue is at least a mile long. Nonetheless, they take their place and wait.
Two hours later they haven't moved. The first man says, "I've had enough of this. I'm going to kill Gorbachev."
So off he goes.
A bit later, he comes back and stands next to his friend, who still hasn't moved.
"Did you kill him?" he asked.
"No," said the man. "There was an even bigger queue."
Awesome