RE: joke time
January 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm by Cyberman.)
When they got inside, they found a package containing a single large rock and a taunting note from Professor Moriarty.
"Come and find me - if you can!" it read.
Examining the rock, Holmes rapidly deduced that Moriarty was hiding in a particular quarry in Essex.
"Great Scott, Holmes!" spluttered Watson. "How the Devil did you conclude that from a nondescript rock?"
Holmes smiled as he prepared his hypodermic and opened his sleeve.
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
"Come and find me - if you can!" it read.
Examining the rock, Holmes rapidly deduced that Moriarty was hiding in a particular quarry in Essex.
"Great Scott, Holmes!" spluttered Watson. "How the Devil did you conclude that from a nondescript rock?"
Holmes smiled as he prepared his hypodermic and opened his sleeve.
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'