Guy in a pub with his mates, telling jokes.
"There's these two blondes in a zoo," he says, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he sees this seven foot tall blonde amazon, built like a brick shithouse.
She says, "Excuse me, but I'm a prop forward for a rugby league team. My friend here is a champion weightlifter. The woman on the other side of you is a martial arts trainer. As you can see, we're all blonde. Now, do you still want to tell your 'dumb blonde' joke?"
The man looks around at the three blonde behemoths and shakes his head.
"No, I don't think I'll bother now," he says. "I don't fancy having to explain it three times."
"There's these two blondes in a zoo," he says, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he sees this seven foot tall blonde amazon, built like a brick shithouse.
She says, "Excuse me, but I'm a prop forward for a rugby league team. My friend here is a champion weightlifter. The woman on the other side of you is a martial arts trainer. As you can see, we're all blonde. Now, do you still want to tell your 'dumb blonde' joke?"
The man looks around at the three blonde behemoths and shakes his head.
"No, I don't think I'll bother now," he says. "I don't fancy having to explain it three times."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'