You know how sometimes you see something that's so sick and horrible, yet strangely so funny that you hate yourself even for smiling involuntarily? I've just found one:
What's pink and rusty?
I'm so, so sorry...
What's pink and rusty?
I'm so, so sorry...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'