Toasts
-Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
-Here's to women and horses, and the men who ride them.
-Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
-Drink up, cunts.
-Here's to birthdays, which come once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?
-Here's to the top,
Here's to the middle.
Here's hoping tonight,
We all get a little.
-Here's to the girls that we love,
Here's to the girls that we hate
Here's to the girls that we'll fuck,
but probably never date.
-Here's to virgins and lesbians. Thanks for nothing.
-May all your ups and downs be under the covers.
-Here's to knickers. Not the best thing in the world, but damned close to it.
Boru
-Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
-Here's to women and horses, and the men who ride them.
-Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
-Drink up, cunts.
-Here's to birthdays, which come once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?
-Here's to the top,
Here's to the middle.
Here's hoping tonight,
We all get a little.
-Here's to the girls that we love,
Here's to the girls that we hate
Here's to the girls that we'll fuck,
but probably never date.
-Here's to virgins and lesbians. Thanks for nothing.
-May all your ups and downs be under the covers.
-Here's to knickers. Not the best thing in the world, but damned close to it.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson