I love this joke, I expect it has been told here before.
A blonde is driving down the highway... she is going past miles of flat fields. Suddenly she notices another blonde in a small fishing boat in the middle of a field. She slows and comes to a stop. She gets out of her car, stomps to the edge of the field and yells, "You dumb bitch! You give blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your ass!!"
A blonde is driving down the highway... she is going past miles of flat fields. Suddenly she notices another blonde in a small fishing boat in the middle of a field. She slows and comes to a stop. She gets out of her car, stomps to the edge of the field and yells, "You dumb bitch! You give blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your ass!!"