A man climbs a mountain to talk to God (cuz that's how it works):
Man: So, you're super old; how have you managed to pass the time?
God: Child, one billion years is like a second to me.
Man: Oh, really? How much is a billion dollars to you?
God: To me, a billion dollars is like a penny.
The man thinks...
Man: Say, God, can you spare a penny?
God: In a sec.
What? Too cutsie? Oh right- know your audience, Exian.
Man: So, you're super old; how have you managed to pass the time?
God: Child, one billion years is like a second to me.
Man: Oh, really? How much is a billion dollars to you?
God: To me, a billion dollars is like a penny.
The man thinks...
Man: Say, God, can you spare a penny?
God: In a sec.
What? Too cutsie? Oh right- know your audience, Exian.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue