It must be shit to be an egg.
You only get laid once, it takes four minutes to get hard but only two minutes to get soft, you come in a box with five other guys, you only get eaten once and the only bird who'll ever sit on your face is your mum.
You only get laid once, it takes four minutes to get hard but only two minutes to get soft, you come in a box with five other guys, you only get eaten once and the only bird who'll ever sit on your face is your mum.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'