An hotel guest calls for an escort. When she arrives, the door to the man's room is slightly ajar and, peeking through, she can see him lying naked on the bed. His equipment doesn't look like much; in fact, she can even see the word 'little' tattooed on it.
Slipping carefully away from the door, she calls a co-worker and asks if she'll take the job. The other girl agrees.
A few days later, the two of them meet up, and the original escort says, 'Thanks for taking that client for me.'
Her friend answers, 'I should be thanking you - he was terrific! And you should have seen his tattoo: VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF PRODUCTION, MAINTENCE AND DISTRIBUTION, DANDO DRILLING COMPANY, LITTLEHAMPTON, WEST SUSSEX.'
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Slipping carefully away from the door, she calls a co-worker and asks if she'll take the job. The other girl agrees.
A few days later, the two of them meet up, and the original escort says, 'Thanks for taking that client for me.'
Her friend answers, 'I should be thanking you - he was terrific! And you should have seen his tattoo: VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF PRODUCTION, MAINTENCE AND DISTRIBUTION, DANDO DRILLING COMPANY, LITTLEHAMPTON, WEST SUSSEX.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson