RE: joke time
February 14, 2015 at 11:22 pm
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 11:23 pm by IATIA.)
A blind man walks into a bar.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Last night I almost had a threesome.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Last night I almost had a threesome.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy