RE: joke time
February 16, 2015 at 11:56 am
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2015 at 11:57 am by emilynghiem.)
(February 16, 2015 at 7:48 am)Wychdoctyr Wrote: A Priest and a Rabbi stagger out of a bar at closing time and notice a passed out teenage boy in the alley ....
The Priest nudges the Rabbi and says "lets skrew him!".
and the Rabbi says .... "... outta what?"
Doc
Ha ha reminds me of my former favorite (now second favorite) Rabbi/Priest joke:
A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Baptist minister die and go to heaven. St. Peter tells them that heaven is undergoing renovations so they will be sent back to Earth. "But the renovations will be done soon, so I'll make a deal with you, you all must give up your FAVORITE thing, or you will end up right back here."
So they are back on Earth, walking along when they walk past a place where music is playing. The Baptist trys to resist, but sadly, he can't help dancing... POOF! he disappears.
Now the Priest and the Rabbi are walking along when they spot a dollar on the road. The Rabbi knows he has to resist, but after struggling with himself, he bends over...POOF! the Priest disappears!