A 12 year old boy walks into a whore house with a $100.00 bill in one hand and a squashed frog on a leash in the other ...
He says to the madam "I want the nastiest, grossest woman in the place and I'll pay a hundred dollars for her!" She says "fine, 2nd door on the right" ... there he finds a very fat ,smelly woman with flies orbiting her bed and does his business.
Upon leaving, the madam says "I have to ask, I mean you know you caught at least one disease in there right? what gives?"
The boy says "I have it all planned ... today is my parents anniversary, so tonight they will go out and leave me with a baby sitter ... Im gonna bone the baby sitter, and shes gonna catch what I just caught ... and when Dad gives her a ride home, he's gonna bone the baby sitter, and he's gonna catch what I just caught ... and when he comes home, he's gonna bone Mom, and she's gonna catch what I just caught .... and when Dad leaves for work tomorrow, Mom's gonna bone the mail man, and he's gonna catch what I just caught ....
And THAT'S the mother fucker that ran over my frog !!!!!"
Doc
He says to the madam "I want the nastiest, grossest woman in the place and I'll pay a hundred dollars for her!" She says "fine, 2nd door on the right" ... there he finds a very fat ,smelly woman with flies orbiting her bed and does his business.
Upon leaving, the madam says "I have to ask, I mean you know you caught at least one disease in there right? what gives?"
The boy says "I have it all planned ... today is my parents anniversary, so tonight they will go out and leave me with a baby sitter ... Im gonna bone the baby sitter, and shes gonna catch what I just caught ... and when Dad gives her a ride home, he's gonna bone the baby sitter, and he's gonna catch what I just caught ... and when he comes home, he's gonna bone Mom, and she's gonna catch what I just caught .... and when Dad leaves for work tomorrow, Mom's gonna bone the mail man, and he's gonna catch what I just caught ....
And THAT'S the mother fucker that ran over my frog !!!!!"
Doc