A man's wife gives birth to their first child after after an unusually long labor and a few complications. The baby is whisked away for surgery. After a few hours, the doctor approaches the parents:
"We have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a beautiful 7lb baby boy. The bad news is after extensive surgery, he's just a head."
Well, those young new parents were very brave and did everything they could to raise their child with love and care. And on his twelfth birthday the doctor called with great news:
"We have found a torso that we think will be a perfect match for your little boy/head. We need you to come in immediately for surgery."
The couple couldn't believe the news and the good fortune of it falling on their sons birthday. They ran up to his room shouting and making a ruckus. The father yells "We have the perfect birthday present for a boy like you!"
The boy looks up from the floor and says "It better not be another fucking hat."
"We have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a beautiful 7lb baby boy. The bad news is after extensive surgery, he's just a head."
Well, those young new parents were very brave and did everything they could to raise their child with love and care. And on his twelfth birthday the doctor called with great news:
"We have found a torso that we think will be a perfect match for your little boy/head. We need you to come in immediately for surgery."
The couple couldn't believe the news and the good fortune of it falling on their sons birthday. They ran up to his room shouting and making a ruckus. The father yells "We have the perfect birthday present for a boy like you!"
The boy looks up from the floor and says "It better not be another fucking hat."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue