RE: joke time
April 10, 2015 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2015 at 1:14 pm by DIRTY_DEEDS_93.
Edit Reason: Thought of another funny joke.
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My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit".
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.