A factory worker gets his hand caught in one of the machines. While at hospital getting patched up, he calls his missus to give her the news.
'Now, luv, don't be upset, but I've had an accident at the job and lost me finger.'
'Sweet Jesus! Did you lose the whole finger?'
'No, the one next to it.'
Boru
'Now, luv, don't be upset, but I've had an accident at the job and lost me finger.'
'Sweet Jesus! Did you lose the whole finger?'
'No, the one next to it.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson