I was stopped in my car by the police yesterday. He came over to my window and said, "Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?"
I said, "Yes, you want to see how tall I am."
He said, "Step out of the car, sir."
I said, "There, see?"
I said, "Yes, you want to see how tall I am."
He said, "Step out of the car, sir."
I said, "There, see?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'