(April 23, 2015 at 12:58 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:No it's here in America too that the theist can't shut their trap about religion. They just don't think they're being annoying as fuck.(April 22, 2015 at 9:03 pm)Polaris Wrote: An atheist, a vegan, and a cross-fitter walk into a bar...
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
In England it's the thiests who can't keep quiet about it.
Anyhoo.
A man goes to an antique dealer with a dildo that had belonged to his great grandmother, his grand mother and finally his mother.
It had been in his family for generations.
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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.