Three nuns are having a chat when the first one says, 'I probably shouldn't mention this, but I was cleaning Father's Murphy's study last week, when I came across a collection of pornographic magazines. I threw them all away, naturally.'
'That's nothing,' says the second nun. 'I was cleaning his bedroom, when I found a packet of condoms in his nightstand. I poked holes in all of them.'
The third nun shrieked and fainted.
Boru
'That's nothing,' says the second nun. 'I was cleaning his bedroom, when I found a packet of condoms in his nightstand. I poked holes in all of them.'
The third nun shrieked and fainted.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson