Superman is flying over Metropolis, on a routine patrol, when he spies Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a rooftop, her legs wide apart. He thinks, "Wow, what an opportunity! I can be down there in a blink of an eye, give her one, and because I'm faster than a speeding bullet I can be up, up and away before she knows what hit her!"
So in a blur of blue and red, he flies down, does his stuff, and flashes away in less than a heartbeat.
In total shock, Wonder Woman says, "What the fuck happened there?"
The Invisible Man says, "I haven't got a fucking clue, but my arse is throbbing like a bastard!"
So in a blur of blue and red, he flies down, does his stuff, and flashes away in less than a heartbeat.
In total shock, Wonder Woman says, "What the fuck happened there?"
The Invisible Man says, "I haven't got a fucking clue, but my arse is throbbing like a bastard!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'