(April 29, 2015 at 9:45 am)Stimbo Wrote: Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
"No, but I do know where I am."
ahem...
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RE: joke time
23rd April 2015, 10:26
A cop pulls over Werner Heisenberg and says, 'Sir, do you know how fast you were going?'
Heisenberg responds, 'NO, but I know EXACTLY where I am.'
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